Q:
Dear EE,
I have a question that might sound kind of silly but this issue seems to be affecting the relationship between my GF and me. My GF wears push-up bras and shows quite a bit of cleavage all the time, even to work. Sometimes there is, I consider, a lot of her cleavage on show, like when we go out to a club or something. I feel like she does it for attention from other men and it pisses me off really bad. She claims it has nothing to do with other men and does it for herself. Well yeah for herself, as men will give her attention, I say.
On the weekend, she wore a shirt that showed a lot of cleavage and because of it, there were lots of men staring at her. One man in particular was staring all night and I got pissed off which made her pissed off. She said that I was acting immature and asked me why I would let some jerk ruin our night out. She said, ‘so what?’ adding that she was out with me. I can’t tell her not to do it as that is a control issue and that isn’t right either. Am I over-reacting? If so, how can I get over this? What’s your opinion?
Thanks,
Eoo
A:
Dear Eoo,
How dare they! How dare she!
I am sure you never noticed her bosom the first time you laid your googly eyes on her. All you ever see are her sparkling eyes and pearly white teeth, not to mention her charm and wit. Yeah, all other men are bastards who only want to bury their face in her glorious chest. Not you! No, sir!! You love her for her intelligence and personality!
I admire you for your high morals! I echo your disdain of other men who even dare to think of looking at her!
As for your darling love, I suggest you watch her like a hawk, suffocate her with your jealousy and squash her with your chauvinism. THAT’S THE TICKET!!!
Sorry, I got too excited to answer your question. You are correct that she is doing it for attention. Duh!!! But you picked her, you should ask yourself why. Then, you will have all the answers to your questions in life.
Good Luck,
EE
i say if u’ve got it,, flaunt it… if u don’t got it… too bad.
if u don’t have it, but can get it through a magic wonderbra then all the best to u!!!!
and… i love my chicken fillets….. u can’t count on a man but you can count on them.
to ee. you obviously don’t have it. otherwise u would be supporting the good ol fillets yourself.