Q:
Dear Caveman,
I have come to the conclusion that many men do not want love or relationship but would rather have just simple sex, with no strings attached. My question is: Men, do you ever want someone to love you? Do you need or desire to be loved? Is simple sex all you really want?
Sincerely,
Curious
Do you need or desire to be loved? Is simple sex all you really want?
A:
Dear Curious,
You’ve asked multiple questions. Do I ever want someone to love me? Yes. Do I need or desire to be loved? Need, no. Desire, sometimes. Is simple sex all I really want? Hmm… Yes.
As a manly man, let me break this down for you using an automotive analogy. To men, love is like owning a car in Shanghai. It’s nice to have one, but not really needed. Sometimes you just want one for the thrill, or maybe the status, but don’t want to deal with the maintenance and upkeep.
But on the other hand there are guys who for one reason or another become attached to his car, and wouldn’t part with it even when its chassis starts to rust. Sweet, isn’t it?
My point is there are plenty of obsessive guys out there, and one of them wants to change your oil till death do you part!
Ooga Booga,
The Caveman
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